Osiris Gallery X Crypt Gallery
Dream Hotel Downtown
NYC
4/24/24
CryptoArt, dude
CRYPTO ART SHOW 5
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#24Cryptoart (round 2)
80 screens with some of the dopest artists from all around the world
Hot Bitches
We live in the modern age so the’ll be exhibited, not just milling around. Some has only fans tho. Don’t judge.
Rich Douchés
You know who buys crypto art? Well anyway, it’s a good place to find a sugar daddy.
Skeezers
Fkin weirdos who heard about this thing from the internet and give you the sideye once in a while.
Crypto Whales
Dudes who you wouldn’t know have stoopid bags. Also decoys with fake rollies.
Randos
People staying at the hotel who are like WTF is going on. Cokeheads heading up to the dance club upstairs. Maybe Drake. I dunno.
Screen Fatigue
Experience the same thing you do at home, but now with all the above and then some.
Lorem Ipsum
There will be some lorem ipsum, a few pepes, and some seriously fucked up skeezers.
Look at this chick taking a pic of a thing
- It tall.
- She has watch.
- People will be getting high fo sho.
I’m literally just modifying the default Wordpress theme here
- Windows.
- Rows.
- Checkmarks.
“Max Osiris has once again outdone himself. Let’s put another one in the books. He didn’t even bite anyone this time”
Someone Important
Bald York Times
Come Get Your Head Twisted
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